Exceive: Archive

Shot in the shoulder

Just watched another cop show where the the happy ending is that somebody got hit by a bullet deep in the shoulder, between the arm and the chest. As a massage therapist, let me tell you that person is a wreck for life. The structures in there are so delicate, so complicated, so irreparable. Damage: Pec minor destroyed scapula smashed brachial artery and nerve bundle probably severed. ...

Aug 8th

Sinfest →

Jul 27th

Silver boob on a chain

I’m going to start wearing a silver boob on a chain around my neck. Every real vampire I’ve ever heard of is more scared of boobs than crosses.

Jul 1st

Is your cat plotting to kill you? Quiz -... →

Mar 30th

Mar 29th

“OK, here’s a thought experiment: Let’s say I’m doing that psych experiment...”

– Jesus and Mo Â» Archive Â» cause

Mar 4th

Daily Kos: The 2010 Comprehensive Daily... →

This is really scary.

Feb 4th

Blue whales are singing in a lower key -... →

Feb 3rd

Feb 1st

15 Cute Animals That Will Cause You Horrible Harm →

Jan 30th

Jan 27th

Quick weight-training tip: when doing tricep curls with 15 lb barbells, avoid striking your chin.

Jan 26th

Jan 25th

Test post from my phone!

Jan 24th

Duct tape use 4,526: Repair plane after bear... →

Jan 22nd

Sinfest mad-libs →

Jan 21st

WWII Posters For Sale - →

Some interesting graphics here.

Jan 20th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

Oops on Facebook →

OK, I’m nerdy enough to find this funny…

Jan 14th

Jan 12th

Vintage Ad Browser →

There are lots of old ads here. Ads tell you a lot about people’s wishes.

Jan 11th

Trying the Undibomber in court

Let the world know he’s a common thug and not a holy warrior. We are America. Our freedom is our strength, and we can take this little bastard down our way. We don’t have to panic and make him more than he is and us less than we are.

Jan 10th